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laughingstation:

on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg

You will laugh out loud!

(Source: atheistmingle)

accio-nerds:

Remember when this

became this

obeseblackguy:

makin my way downtown walking fast faces pass